I’m interested in the whole logistics of this. Was the boil in the passenger seat and you were opening the pot sneaking sausages at the traffic light?
EverybodysEnemy on
That iphone charger is SEASONED
TheHomesickAlien on
60 dollars gone
Aromatic-Yak-352 on
Just plain greedy 😭
NoAttorney9330 on
Incalculable levels of big-backtivity.
ThrobbingJoythicc on
I’ll spin the block with that hot bag DAMAGING my other hand
TheMoorNextDoor on
They deserved to have that happen to them, even the thought of actually doing that is beyond ridiculous.
Scion41790 on
Seeing the picture: that’s terrible way to fuck up your day
Reading the post: your impatient ass deserved everything
NMB4Christmas on
Got exactly what they deserved.
DrLordHougen on
Uncracked crab legs in drive is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen
DeepFuckingKoopa on
Ok but what were the other drivers doing

RSParker on

GrouchyDefinition463 on
Like why would you risk your life like this??? Can’t wait to get to your destination to eat???
Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984 on
Throw the whole fuckin car away, shit finna smell like shark pussy for years
Upstairs_Gift_7876 on
good chunk of that is still salvageable
Flames_Harden on
Something about this screams AI – but then again im high as hell
Seamonkey_Boxkicker on
This makes no sense to me. Gonna gnaw through those crab legs with your teeth?
oflowz on
Who eats crab legs and drives?!
Must be from LA
firekitty3 on
He could have just pulled over if his back backed self really couldn’t wait
urafakediamond_ on
Car is done for
LemonPepperCrab on
i know im safe from this ever happening bc I have common sense. Good lord, this is like a 10th percentile common sense type of move. Only a true room temp IQ backasaurus rex would even imagine opening a boil bag or foil pan int he car
Obvious-Hunt19 on
What species of boil is that with whole crab legs
FistPunch_Vol_7 on
Nah, you fucking wildin you thought you could do that lmfao. You gonna be smelling that shit for a long time even after you clean it. Gonna make you sick of boils after that
Genius-Imbecile on
If this is real. I don’t want to ever be in that nasty ass car. If a motherfucker is eating a boil and driving. All that boil on their hand is getting all over the damn place.
That’s definitely a meal you need to sit down with a roll of paper towels for.
000extra on
In what way was this not gonna be messy even if it didn’t spill
agross58 on
Just throw the whole car away smh
Green-Elephant-895 on
I bet my last dollar this happened in a Nissan Altima with a scuffed bumper
1000AdamantAdams on
I would be so mad.
TreeInternational771 on
This is why people be in 40k in cc debt and spending their rent money on nonsense. Just a little delayed gratification goes a long way
Five-Oh-Vicryl on

RomanCobra03 on
This one of those “what could go right” situations.
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Most impatient mf on the planet
That shit too tragic to be staged 😭😭
I know that car smells insane.

I’m interested in the whole logistics of this. Was the boil in the passenger seat and you were opening the pot sneaking sausages at the traffic light?
That iphone charger is SEASONED
60 dollars gone
Just plain greedy 😭
Incalculable levels of big-backtivity.
I’ll spin the block with that hot bag DAMAGING my other hand
They deserved to have that happen to them, even the thought of actually doing that is beyond ridiculous.
Seeing the picture: that’s terrible way to fuck up your day
Reading the post: your impatient ass deserved everything
Got exactly what they deserved.
Uncracked crab legs in drive is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen
Ok but what were the other drivers doing


Like why would you risk your life like this??? Can’t wait to get to your destination to eat???
Throw the whole fuckin car away, shit finna smell like shark pussy for years
good chunk of that is still salvageable
Something about this screams AI – but then again im high as hell
This makes no sense to me. Gonna gnaw through those crab legs with your teeth?
Who eats crab legs and drives?!
Must be from LA
He could have just pulled over if his back backed self really couldn’t wait
Car is done for
i know im safe from this ever happening bc I have common sense. Good lord, this is like a 10th percentile common sense type of move. Only a true room temp IQ backasaurus rex would even imagine opening a boil bag or foil pan int he car
What species of boil is that with whole crab legs
Nah, you fucking wildin you thought you could do that lmfao. You gonna be smelling that shit for a long time even after you clean it. Gonna make you sick of boils after that
If this is real. I don’t want to ever be in that nasty ass car. If a motherfucker is eating a boil and driving. All that boil on their hand is getting all over the damn place.
That’s definitely a meal you need to sit down with a roll of paper towels for.
In what way was this not gonna be messy even if it didn’t spill
Just throw the whole car away smh
I bet my last dollar this happened in a Nissan Altima with a scuffed bumper
I would be so mad.
This is why people be in 40k in cc debt and spending their rent money on nonsense. Just a little delayed gratification goes a long way

This one of those “what could go right” situations.
I can only imagine the smell after a few days 🤢
Oh sorry, you can just throw that in the back